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Baey Yam Keng is a Singaporean politician who has been serving as Senior Parliamentary Secretary for Sustainability and the Environment since 2022 and Senior Parliamentary Secretary for Transport since 2018. A member of the governing People's Action Party (PAP), he has been the Member of Parliament (MP) since 2006, representing the Tampines Boulevard division of Tampines GRC since 2025. He was previously the MP for Tampines North division from 2011 to 2025 and MP for Queenstown division of Tanjong Pagar GRC from 2006 to 2011.
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