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{"type":"standard","title":"Herman Szabó","displaytitle":"Herman Szabó","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q113108472","titles":{"canonical":"Herman_Szabó","normalized":"Herman Szabó","display":"Herman Szabó"},"pageid":73166345,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Herman_Szabo_in_parliament_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":136,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Herman_Szabo_in_parliament_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":136,"height":192},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274872309","tid":"dc6a722c-e717-11ef-9720-1aca2fbb5ae7","timestamp":"2025-02-09T18:58:34Z","description":"Georgian libertarian activist and politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Szab%C3%B3","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Szab%C3%B3?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Szab%C3%B3?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Herman_Szab%C3%B3"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Szab%C3%B3","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Herman_Szab%C3%B3","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Szab%C3%B3?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Herman_Szab%C3%B3"}},"extract":"Herman Szabó is a Georgian libertarian activist and politician, who served as a member of Parliament from 2021 to 2024. He is a member of right-libertarian party New Political Centre – Girchi. His political views have gathered significant media coverage, including his support for the legalization of cannabis and his opposition to military conscription.","extract_html":"
Herman Szabó is a Georgian libertarian activist and politician, who served as a member of Parliament from 2021 to 2024. He is a member of right-libertarian party New Political Centre – Girchi. His political views have gathered significant media coverage, including his support for the legalization of cannabis and his opposition to military conscription.
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